I read Taken by the T-Rex.
Video coming soon.
You know what, screw The Mask of Troy and screw Fifty Shades Darker. Right now, I want to read this awful-looking book I picked up in Newfoundland.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! Apparently featuring an Egyptian dude deciding to forget his sword and just shove his ankh-wielding enemy in the chest!
Man, I’m so jaded. I remember when I was like “wow, I found weird alien tentacle smut!” Now it’s just like “oh, again?”
Oh god, it’s time. I’ve put it off long enough. But I need to do this.
It’s time to start ‘Fifty Shades Darker’.
I am not happy about this.
Jackietastic will 100% definitely do a review of one of those, as soon as she is humanly able.
Or at least, she will now, because I have said she would.
SUCKS TO BE YOU JACKIETASTIC
Ooooh! Thanks! You know, we get sent all the bad literature recommendations in the world - I got those dino porn books from THREE DIFFERENT FRIENDS who all thought of me when they saw them -but no-one actually tells us the GOOD stuff out there.
So, um, I haven’t updated Through the Cradle of Fear since December. (Oops.) I… don’t exactly remember all that happened? And I’m not quite sure that it’s even important to the narrative? BUT, for the benefit of you readers, I shall copy/paste a summation from a previous post that I feel covers the basics, plus a few lines covering what I gleaned from re-reading the review Katie did.
Yes, I’m lazy. I own this.
So, let’s get on with this and try to do it quick-like!
“Sheba got kidnapped! Hunt rescued her, briefly! Sheba got kidnapped, again, by the same people! [note: mostly dark skinned people, and HUNGARIAN.] EGYPT. Hunt disguised himself as a Hungarian and infiltrates DeGroet (bad guy extraordinaire)’s core group and NO ONE NOTICES! There’s an INCREDIBLY secret passage beneath the Sphinx! And a SUPER BOOBY-TRAPPED DOOR! DeGroet sends a 12 year old to his death, Hunt evades death (AGAIN), he and Sheba escape via super unlikely helicopter.”
And most recently:
Then, to Greece, where enters Sexy Son of a Barman Christos, who gallantly sweeps our hero off his feet on his apparently bulletproof moped of destiny to the den of the Tigranes, a dude who just WON’T LET THE FADS OF ANCIENT GREECE GO but knows a shit ton about sphinxes. A thrilling chase and gunfight against the MOST INEPT MINIONS EVER, and Hunt, Sexy Christos, and Tigranes escape over a cliff and into a HIDDEN CAVE.
Where’s Sheba? Presumably still at the hotel, but I’m betting she’s been kidnapped again by now.
ANYWAY. After much delay, ON WITH THE BOOK.
I actually paid three bucks for some of that woman’s Dinosaur Erotica because I knew it would be amazing.
After describing a scene to one of my friends, she drew this stunningly accurate artistic rendition of it, and I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing. XD
I found something to haunt your dreams and fuel your nightmares: DINOSAUR EROTICA.
I… I may have come into possession of Taken by the T-Rex.
Completely by accident, honest to God, due to a fatal combination of a link from a friend, terrible 4G reception, a frozen screen, and 1 Click shopping by Amazon.com.
I ONLY WANTED THE SYNOPSIS.
NOW I HAVE SO MUCH MORE.
So, um, Dinosaur Erotica. Coming Soon to a Blog Near You.