hypnoplasmids asked: when you got to 'indiscernible noses' i had to fight for a long time not to spit coffee all over my keyboard and/or inhale it. i was laughing madly with coffee in my mouth. you almost committed murder via bad porn reading

The perfect crime.

Anonymous asked: I'm SO excited for the next book you guys are doing! I can't wait! Any idea when your next episode of snark will be coming out?

INFO POST!

I will do my utmost to get some kind of review up this week (probably an evening of drinking wine and skim reading all of Dark Sins and Desert Sands till I am a mess of psychic minotaur hysteria). Jackietastic should be posting the rest of Slenderbone some time soon too.

I am currently trying to create some kind of LIVE SHOW of IRTT for an event which I’ve been asked to do, which will end up on youtube if it can be recorded, and also posted up here. It will definitely feature drinking along at home.

BUT - after all this - I shall get started on FIFTY SHADES DARKER and my liver shall weep tears of booze.

hypnoplasmids asked: oH MY GOD IM CRYING THANK YOU FOR READING SLENDERBONE i read it once and it was hilariously awful but now i'm reliving it with bonus dramatic reading and mockery and help me i'm laughing that is great you are both great

chronicwhimsy asked: OMG. I just found you. My friend sent me the link and I love you guys. The same friend who linked me to you also bought me THE MOST AMAZING BOOK for Christmas the other year. She has mad awful-book choosing skills. Cinderella: Ninja Warrior. To make it even better? It's a choose your own adventure book.

UMMM I THINK BY ‘AWFUL’ YOU MEAN ‘AWESOME’

CINDERELLA NINJA WARRIOR CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE HOLY CRAP

GUYS

HERE IT IS

FINALLY

PART 5 OF SLENDERBONE

THE SLENDERBONING COMMENCES

AND IT IS AWFUL.

We don’t say as much in the video, but I am suuuuper not okay with the fact that this author enforces the idea that 1) lesbian sex isn’t REAL sex, and 2) Lesbians just need a good dicking

which is just ugh ugh ugh ugh wrong wrong wrong UGH

(via fyspringfield)

Anonymous asked: I cannot express my admiration for you making it through 50 Shades of Grey without becoming an alcohol or spontaneously combusting. You are my hero, IRTT!

THANK YOU NOBLE GREYFACE

the tests are still being carried out to discover just what proportion of my body is now an alcohol

(via mrsweasley)

GUYS WE’RE AT THE END

WE’RE AT THE END

WE’RE AT THE END

I HAVE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT FOR SO LONG AND IT’S FINALLY HERE

It’s such a momentous occasion I wasn’t even sure of how to handle it. I mean, this book has reduced me to this -

 - but in just one more chapter, I shall be this:

SO LET’S GET THIS DONE.

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The story so far: Christian and Anastasia are both fucked up people who I detest and I’m trying to eat healthily in the midst of THE LONGEST RUNNING WINTER SINCE NED STARK FIRST SAID WINTER WAS COMING so I am tired and hungry and grouchy and I am trying to do this SOBER so

PENULTIMATE CHAPTER LET’S GO

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